Tumblr

I think I will use tumblr now. More community over there and isn't that what the internet is all about?

Beer Street: About beer and more.

Colour Haze

Possibly the best stoner band currently playing. You can watch the whole show here.

Varg is Free

Varg Vikernes got parole last month for the murder of Øystein Aarseth. Good for him. Now maybe there will be a new Burzum album with real instruments since they only let him use synthesizers in jail.

Last Night I dreamed of Two Bros

In my dream I was walking down St. Marks for 2 slices from Two Bros. I got there and something was a bit off. The sign was exactly the same but instead of saying Two Bros it said Three Bros. I went inside and saw something terribly wrong, instead of the affable Mexicans who usually great me, it was staffed by a bunch of Indians. I asked for 2 slices and a coke, you know how much it cost? $5.50. I guess it was a nightmare.

Ireland: Back to the Bad Old Days

“I left a godly land of broke but merry alcoholics and came back to a place where people who used to dig potatoes were buying luxury apartments sight unseen and driving Porsches.”

Good read from a New York Times blog.

Karl Pilkington: Satisfied Fool

Dude from Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant Radio Show. Very funny.

Patrick Chewing

I like this because it is subtle.

20 Modern Classic Novels Written by Men

Maybe I am a nerd but I thought this So You'd Like List on Amazon was Pretty funny.

So you'd like to...read classic novels written by MEN!

Only Cool Christian Heavy Metal

Advertising that Works

If I could drive, this commercial would have an impact on me.

Literary Football Team

James Joyce as the manager, Albert Camus as the physio, and Valdimir Nabokov in Goal.

I Love Television, I Love Cigarettes, I Love Drinking, and Football

Number 1: Me


If I'm at a celebrity football match and I am up against somebody from the Kaiser Chiefs, then they're going to a hospital.

Gallaghers hate Man United

I Want My Fucking Nuggets

Don't talk bad about Islam

This is probably the stupidest and most offensive UN Resolution I have ever seen, including those drafted by the fourteen year olds at the Hershey Model U.N. conference I attended in high school. The drafters of this resolution (Pakistan) really want to have it both ways. Their religion is inherently insulting to all others but no one should be allowed to criticize it.

I guess if they get it passed no one can make cartoons like these anymore.

We're going in the Hudson

A Book On the Subject, A Beer in Her Hand

The Embarrassment are the greatest band that no one knows about. As you can see from this video, aside from their sick riffs they have a very good sense of humor. They don't take themselves seriously at all, and they shouldn't because popular musicians really shouldn't be taken seriously. They are now high school teachers, airline employees, and "businessmen". Everyone should know and love them.

The Machine that Will Kill You

I predict humanity will be wiped out by these sorts of things one day very soon.

Dumb People Listen to Lil' Wayne

Saw this study where a guy took people's favorite music on facebook and compared it to the average sat score at their school. It is pretty funny.

When I Was Drinking

Today an English dude said to me, "Watch out sonny, smoking stunts your growth." I am pretty sure it was a joke because I am tall.

Now a video from the Germans, the traditional enemies of the British. If I am ever in Hamburg the Miniatur Wunderland will be at the top of my list of attractions to enjoy. As the video explains, it is "the largest model railway in the world and one of the most popular tourist attractions in Germany."


Now for Germany's finest musical genre, Krautrock. These are the 50 Best Albums in Krautrock according to some guy named Julian Cope. I don't totally agree with him because he does not include Can's "Future Days", but I don't have the time to compile such a list so I will cease criticizing him.

This is a video that some guy, not Julian Cope, made for Moonshake which is on Future Days and is a damn fine song. The man who made the video doesn't let the whole song play but it is more entertaining than watching a video that just has the album cover static in the background the whole song.

Le Plus Petit Zidane

Some elements of the internet at saying this kid is the next Zidane. Regardless, the kid is six years old and is already a better dribbler than I am.



And while I have now called two people Le Petit Zidane, there is actually a kid more deserving of that title because he is Zidane's son, Enzo Zidane.



I will try to write less about soccer, I promise.