Patrick Chewing

I like this because it is subtle.

20 Modern Classic Novels Written by Men

Maybe I am a nerd but I thought this So You'd Like List on Amazon was Pretty funny.

So you'd like to...read classic novels written by MEN!

Only Cool Christian Heavy Metal

Advertising that Works

If I could drive, this commercial would have an impact on me.

Literary Football Team

James Joyce as the manager, Albert Camus as the physio, and Valdimir Nabokov in Goal.

I Love Television, I Love Cigarettes, I Love Drinking, and Football

Number 1: Me


If I'm at a celebrity football match and I am up against somebody from the Kaiser Chiefs, then they're going to a hospital.

Gallaghers hate Man United

I Want My Fucking Nuggets

Don't talk bad about Islam

This is probably the stupidest and most offensive UN Resolution I have ever seen, including those drafted by the fourteen year olds at the Hershey Model U.N. conference I attended in high school. The drafters of this resolution (Pakistan) really want to have it both ways. Their religion is inherently insulting to all others but no one should be allowed to criticize it.

I guess if they get it passed no one can make cartoons like these anymore.

We're going in the Hudson

A Book On the Subject, A Beer in Her Hand

The Embarrassment are the greatest band that no one knows about. As you can see from this video, aside from their sick riffs they have a very good sense of humor. They don't take themselves seriously at all, and they shouldn't because popular musicians really shouldn't be taken seriously. They are now high school teachers, airline employees, and "businessmen". Everyone should know and love them.